this player has bad aim

-rep After a good game in PUBG, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great PUBG and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a PUBG lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

range 1v1

hello azmat the 2nd, wondering if i can order some rug from u. I have new big building for new company that i bought from ishana pavati last week. let me know. many thank be to u namaste...

shake:
hello azmat
sell me rug
azamat the rug merchant:
yes i am azamat today i have no rugs to sell apologies, thank oytu covid19
shake:
WTF
NO RUg
azamat the rug merchant:
no, no rug. just out of rug
big different
i have rug just run out of rug
shake:
??/
azamat the rug merchant:
this doesnt make sense?
you listen good
azamat producer of rug
i sell rug
i have rug
but no rug to sell
covid
shake:
Listen
I coem to your shop
I walk in azmat?
U are half naked behind counter
but u have no rug?
azamat the rug merchant:
half naked? times tough in azbekistan i use all clothe for my rug so i will be naked behind counter (full)
rug under feet made from azamat stained 8 year jock
but this i nosell
not quality.
shake:
?/
Azmat are u drunk again
u make no sense with these words ur using
Also please put on some pants
azamat the rug merchant:
LET ME LISTEN TO EXPLAIN AGAIN
shake:
i'm here for a busines transaction

It was pleasant nice meeting you!!!

i hope your travels are wel and safe i had a blasting time as we did the boogie at the bars!! i sorry for dropping glass on foot it was accident but i raelly need to talk to you about the incident later that night i am very confused with self now and i am ashamed i have a wive i want to remain loyal but you were so agressive and spontaneous i have not forgotten that small moment can you please send private email since you are ignoring mine