Recent reviews by Mustaaaard

this game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing

ya got butts?

broke my spacebar but i captured the devil so it was totally worth it!

Amazing game, does everything L4D did right, but better. Focus is on team play so highly recommend you have some good trustworthy mates!

its like mario kart racing on a mario lap playing random people, if u go slow u get pushed out of the screen and die, if u go fast u push others out and u win, its got mario kart like items u can get like turtle shell etc

this ♥♥♥♥ is sooooo addicting, once u learn to fly a little u cant stop playing it

smite is a real action moba, the day i got my closed alpha key i barely played any other moba, never could enjoy them anymore after smite
ps ive got way more than 2 hours on smite, get the ultimate god pack before it goes off sale

Today i showered with multiple kids dads, including my own, they molested me and one of the dads wives caught us and now they are getting a divorce, then i came home to play shower with your dad simulator, it was pretty good

no idea what im doing but im enjoying it

i killed myself in my base and my hungry raptors ate my dead corpse for food, 10/10 would feed raptors again