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New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2019 @ 12:34pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2019 @ 1:17pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2019 @ 5:01am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 9:05am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2019 @ 3:05pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 8:11am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2019 @ 2:06pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2019 @ 5:04am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2019 @ 5:28am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2019 @ 6:42am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2019 @ 5:50am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2019 @ 12:29pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2019 @ 12:27pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2019 @ 2:32pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2019 @ 5:50am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2019 @ 5:31am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2019 @ 12:27pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2019 @ 2:57pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2019 @ 5:13am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2019 @ 2:44pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2019 @ 4:33am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2019 @ 5:01am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2019 @ 5:50am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2019 @ 6:42am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2019 @ 6:17am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2019 @ 1:16pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2019 @ 1:05pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2019 @ 3:26pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2019 @ 2:04pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2019 @ 3:48pm



Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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