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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:50pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:47am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:48am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 9:06am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:24pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:59pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 4:41pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:04pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:31pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:59pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:44pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:44am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:46am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:48am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 4:03pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:16pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 7:28am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 12:06pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 12:59pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 7:29am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 12:18pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 11:25am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 10:47am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 10:52am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 1:35pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 12:16pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 1:35pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 7:51pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 May @ 9:40am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 9:51pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:47pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 11:16am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 2:53pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:46pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 9:33pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 7:12am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 7:37am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 7:37am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 9:53am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 7:26am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 8:27pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 10:08am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 10:08am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 3:18pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:47pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 10:08am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 1:11pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:21pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 3:06pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 10:20am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:48am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 10:08am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:46pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:34am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 8:25pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 8:26pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 8:22pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:39am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:38pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 11:56pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 10:58pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:14am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:51pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:16pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 6:33pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 9:14am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 12:45am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 10:03am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 10:27am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 2:29pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 6:17pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 7:33am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 May @ 2:50pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 2:58pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:15am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:15am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:15am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:15am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:15am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:15am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:15am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:15am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:15am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:15am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:15am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:38pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:15am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:15am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:15am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 4:54pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:14am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:14am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:14am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:14am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:14am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:14am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:14am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:14am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:14am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:14am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:14am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:51pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 7:25pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 10:55am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 10:55am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 12:48pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 10:23am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:14am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 10:23am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:15am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 10:22pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 10:15am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 4:28pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:14am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:14am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:14am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 4:25pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 10:23am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 11:50pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 12:23pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:54pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 7:48pm

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 9:49am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:40pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 11:53am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:52pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 11:05pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:39pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 1:14pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:38pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:38pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:38pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 11:05pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 11:16am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:38pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:38pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:38pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:38pm