Recent reviews by paulie thugnuts

the things i would do to the potbelly, like i would have both gagging on my low hanging fruits and then use the bigger one to do the wocky slush to my pecker like DAYM, him and the g'day on magical sanctum got me thinking..

omg... i cannot believe this! i as a gamer who games very much cannot STAND THIS GAME. i loaded up the first level of peggle and am introduced with this gay animal who is really bad like mega bad, i had to put up with his stupid butt for 5 freaking levels!@#!$($&@ like what the jeff? i will not stand for this baloney. then i got the fat mole who likes rock and roll, worst genre of music ever. i am more into country & dubstep myself so clearly an awful choice. the game got decent once i started to use the rabbit with the best power up in the game, the magic hat, which makes the ball dapper and awesome. pretty much gets worse after that, i got a dragon who makes meatballs and a bird who is a believer in god, DISGUSTING! IM AN ATHEIST! 0/10 i wouldnt play this game ever.

i would also rebel and slaughter okrs, kill way too many guardsmen, tear the genestealer cult to bits and crack open some mongolian spacemarine skulls to then go and rip open a new ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Gutrekka for stealing my bloody hair squig that fat grot

This game is not even a game but a bundle of enjoyment and creativity, Tower Unite focuses on Playing among side friends and randoms to play mini games to earn money to buy more customizable gear to play around with. with support of the Steam Workshop, this has greatly improved the game with 1000's of playermodels to mess around with. all of the mini games are all enjoyable for your taste in gaming, for example: theres mini golf, if you seem to hate golf theres lazer tag if you think lazer tag is trash theres 100's of games that you can find and play until one suits you.

i only have had 14 hours of gameplay but in those 14 hours every single one has been fun to play with and hasen't let me down, this game is seriously just a big box filled with many toys that will last you hours of enjoyment. the only problem that this game has is that its only enjoyable with friends... yep thats it all you need is a friend to buy Tower Unite and then your set. you can play by yourself and meet new people to hang with but its more fun to play with friends and to show them the wounders of amazement it delivers.

this game is a 10/10 for what it holds and i cant wait for new games and for updates to come.

This game is my child hood and my no.1 game to keep on remembering until i die, this game is a masterpiece, its priceless, its a great experience for new stratergy-tatical players. its other games like Soulstorm and dark crusade are good but nothing beats the original. The campain is also creative and enjoyable with very good voice actors like Paul Dobson and daddy Scott McNeil, SSSSSSSSINDRIIIIIIIIIIIII!

I would purchase this game to ANYONE that likes real-time strategy-tactical role-playing video games this is the game to give. It takes my heart to another realm and deserves a massive 1000000000/10 would cheat on my girlfriend with this game its that good ;)

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This game is a great slash and smash frenzy, the enemies are just pesants compaired to you while you do total carnage

My honest reivew:

1) No Australian servers means bad game for me :(

2) Its broken with its weak SMGS and its bland style of game play

3) its a f2p first person shooter meaning there was no difference to many other f2p shooters







My score: 4/10 could add new servers and maybe more intresting gameplay

To some people this game is ruined by the loot boxes and "So" called bugs, but to me and some other players out there this game is enjoyable, beautiful, RAGING and ect. im leaving this review to be recommended to others and to tell them the positives and... negatives about SOW (Shadow Of War)

Positives

1) The amount of changes blew my young mind compaired to SOM. (Shadow Of Mordor) the combat was changed, the numbers of looks and dialoge changed, the story was completely updated and the gameplay. i did;nt run into any annoying bugs nor and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ moments it ran good with a GTX 1050 Ti and look amazing in cutsences.

2) The Story in my opinion was better than SOM, that to me was anticlimatic and could be finished in hours while in SOW the campain took my time preparing my favourite orcs and changing my charaters armor and weapons while in SOM it was just the same. SOW felt like it got my attention then SOM did. It was fun to do the missions even when the charaters where annoying and the missions where ez it still had more and more things to throw at your face.

3) The gameplay is great and I DONT CARE ABOUT THE MICROTRANSACTIONS! the game was still good while fighting or dominating orcs they all had different classes and tribes with new voice lines and fighting styles. Ill say itt again but when i was playing i never ran into any bugs that ruin my experience, exept one usful bug that im not going to explain because im about to get to the NEGATIVES.

Negatives

1) The cost of SOW is $60 USD and thats a lot so... is it worth getting? Well I say that its insane (even know i brought it) and shold be reduced but i dont like the fact when u buy it, it would tell u about the "MARKET!" as much as i ignored it i still always look at it and say to myself 'Why pay $60 american but then get told to spend more?" it dosent bother me that much but still annoying.

2) Meeting the same orcs kind of bothers me for example; when u meet a special orc he will say the same dialoge like the spiders or the machine and ect. this brings me to the point of not playing it as i am trying to finish it completely i still meet these boring same old orcs.


My review is finished and my total score will be a 9/10 since the community has attacked it from being perfect so props to SOW and it will still be one of my favourite games :)

This game is great in every way possible, there has never been a more better game than Subnautica that wants me to learn the lore and enjoy underwater survival ever. But i am concern about what updates need to be added and what do us players want to make this game the best game to start the year off.

1) As much as i know how many times they get asked "When will multiplayer be added in?" we still would love to see some co-op/multiplayer mode into Subnautica , well whenever it does get added in or not.

2) More vehcials and items would be a great asset in Subnautica, especially when other people our makeing new vehcials and tools into the idea pool. Maybe Let The Workshop Make Some Cool and Magical Thing Happen There.

3) When the game is just right, u need alternative endings in this game. As much as the alternative endings might never be a thing "nor" a ending, we need to see this game either have a point when it all stops or if the Neptune Rocket brings us to new planets we dont know.

So my fingers hurt right now so heres my score
10/10 would buy this game for friends