-rep russian idiot

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take ♥♥♥♥ from anybody.
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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All other things being equal, a bald man cannot be elected President of
the United States.
-- Vic Gold
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Other women cloy
The appetites they feed, but she makes hungry
Where most she satisfies.
-- Antony and Cleopatra
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There are two ways of disliking art. One is to dislike it. The other is
to like it rationally.
-- Oscar Wilde
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If all the world's economists were laid end to end, we wouldn't reach a
conclusion.
-- William Baumol
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It is a wise father that knows his own child.
-- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"
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You can't go home again, unless you set $HOME.
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Onward through the fog.
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+killing team mates

+rep childish gay

А у тебя спина белая

-rep auto noob