Never make any important decisions after 8 p.m.



"The rules are simple: they lie to us, we know they're lying, they know we know they're lying but they keep lying anyway, and we keep pretending to believe them." -Elena Gorokhova



I overthink, therefore.....am I?




"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."




I'm here to kick a$$ and suck toes...and I'm all out of toes.





"There will be a day of reckoning" - Papa John





I wouldn't be so paranoid if everyone weren't out to get me.






History began on July 4th, 1776. Everything before that was a mistake.



Prepare to be emancipated from your own inferior genes.





"Im not on drugs. Drugs are on me.
Thats the quote."
-Mac Miller








I've done everything man, I've done everything man
smoked weed out of a gas can
mixed crack and H in a pan
shot up opium with a guy named Tarzan
it was real good ♥♥♥♥ straight Afghan

I've done Heroin, Cocaine, Crystal Meth, Amphetamine,
Bath salts, Mushrooms, LSD and Ketamine
mixed up some Valium, oxycontin, cough syrup and methedrine
then my heart stopped so i had a redbull and some adrenaline





Doin' what I can with what I got.

"How much kief, could Chief Keef chief, if Chief Keef could chief kief?"

"Freddie Mercury wasn't gay. He just ran out of women to have sex with."

"Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn."- Hank Hill