Being part of the cult "gamers against weed" I fight in the frontlines the eternal war between gamers and the stoners. With over 9000 troops, we have participated in numerous raids on Al-Ganja and graduated top of our class in the Nintendo Seals of Quality. Your next joint is nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe your bong the out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this server, mark my G FUEL.

You think you can get away with getting high? Think again, stoner. As we speak I am containing my secret network of gamers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, junkie. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your pot. Your weeds gone, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ruin your joint in over 700 ways, and that's just with my bare hands.