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Early Access Review
A young programmer back in the 90s was struggling with inspiration for his first person shooter games, after working for many years on sidescrolling platformers. Then one night, in a dream, the Archangel Gabriel himself appeared and showed him a vision of the future -- Brazilian Drug Dealer 3: I Opened a Portal TO Hell In The Favela Trying To Revive Mit Aia I Need To Close It.

That programmer went on to become both John Carmack and John Romero.
Posted 29 November, 2024.
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