Recent reviews by jpalmerfamily

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Not Recommended

2,726.8 hrs on record (2,258.0 hrs at review time)

It's very good but it's also addictive and my impulse control sucks

Posted 28 April, 2024.

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Recommended

78.1 hrs on record (60.2 hrs at review time)

Become Master Chef and go on an incredible journey to destroy varieties of troglodyte food critics. Except Yap Yap.

Yap Yap is cool.

Posted 29 December, 2021.

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Recommended

127.8 hrs on record (69.5 hrs at review time)

This game is perfect if you enjoy flying through space, annoying local aliens, defacing beautiful planets, and stripping said planets of their natural wealth! In all seriousness, those things are best enjoyed with friends, so grab a few and play some NMS together. You won't regret it - some of the best moments in life are hearing others shrieking as their life support drains to zero on the hellscape you spawn into!

Posted 10 September, 2021.

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Recommended

7.2 hrs on record (6.1 hrs at review time)

Do you want to cry? Do you want to run? Do you want to go home?

You can't.

This is S.T.A.L.K.E.R., and you're going to a hell on Earth instead.

Have fun!

Posted 14 April, 2021.

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Recommended

20.6 hrs on record (6.7 hrs at review time)

Feels good, man.

Posted 26 February, 2020.

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Recommended

28.0 hrs on record (19.7 hrs at review time)

If I were We Rate Dogs:
All doggos in this game are a 14/10
The game itself is boss
Sorry for not counting them, Toby. :(

Posted 4 May, 2017.

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