Steam Community :: Winston Churchill

repulse 9 May, 2021 @ 5:43pm

What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil

♡ andwa ♡ 19 Feb, 2021 @ 2:22pm

uwu weeb noob ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)

Jorgen 2 Apr, 2019 @ 12:48am

Wait a minute, this a dude

Her Headlights 10 Dec, 2018 @ 3:14pm

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Her Headlights 1 Nov, 2018 @ 11:07pm

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Her Headlights 12 May, 2018 @ 1:25pm

📁Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁System32
⠀⠀└📁Windows
⠀⠀⠀└📁%23425234%
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Secret Hidden Photos
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XAKEP 17 Nov, 2017 @ 5:59pm

get pubg you ♥♥♥♥

Her Headlights 22 Oct, 2017 @ 8:13pm

you've stolen my vibrator for the last time. you think I can't hear that ♥♥♥♥ while you're hamming away behind your two ply ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cardboard excuse for a door? guess what, son, I'm not retarded, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ know what you've been doing, that thing is a turbo powered hyper rabbit triple x wet ♥♥♥♥♥ machine, which makes sense why you use it, you surely didn't get your ♥♥♥♥ from your father, I can say that. you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 18 you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ adult, stop stealing your moms pleasure activator and man the ♥♥♥♥ up, walk into the nearest sex shop slap down a ten and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ slide in some anal beads. I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tired of cleaning up the ♥♥♥ stains you tell me are coffee creamer, I'm not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded. plug yourself you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ virgin. love, mom.

Her Headlights 2 Oct, 2017 @ 11:04pm

If the earth is round, why don’t all the water fall out the bottom? Clearly someone is lyin’ to us. The earth is flat, the moon is a hologram, the sun is where the devil lives, and gravity is HOAX by the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chinese to turn our kids into HOMOSEXUALS.

XAKEP 20 Aug, 2017 @ 8:24pm

jj

Winston Churchill 30 Jul, 2017 @ 1:11am

i hate you all

Bread 30 Jul, 2017 @ 1:10am

Fun train fact: Technologies such as magnetic levitation may provide faster, more efficient train travel in the future. Magnetic levitation propels trains forward using magnets, keeping the vehicle levitated but close to the track.

Her Headlights 9 Jul, 2017 @ 12:11am

I applied for a position at Jersey Mike's Subs. The manager told me I was grossly unqualified and one of the most incompetent people he's ever met. He was singing a different tune after I tickled my tonsils with the tip of his prick. I've been making subs thirteen hours a week ever since. But it doesn't end there. You can use your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ prowess to conquer many of life's little obstacles. Got pulled over for speeding? Suck that ♥♥♥♥! Long line at the supermarket? Suck your way to the front! Wife mad at you for sucking so much ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-hers! It's 2017, boys, and it's time to relinquish your homophobic tendencies. Swallow your pride, then swallow that load!

Winston Churchill 30 Jun, 2017 @ 1:25pm

yeah i know

Winston Churchill 30 Jun, 2017 @ 1:24pm

everyone does sarah

DarkBlackRose 30 Jun, 2017 @ 1:23pm

I hate you

Her Headlights 30 Jun, 2017 @ 1:13pm

better chill B

Nao Rari-Tea 28 Jun, 2017 @ 3:24pm

+rep watched him fail with skateboarding. Love ya x,D

Her Headlights 10 Feb, 2016 @ 9:36pm

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Winston Churchill 10 Feb, 2016 @ 7:44pm

i dont know how i feel about this

Her Headlights 10 Feb, 2016 @ 6:57pm

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Winston Churchill 19 Nov, 2015 @ 9:07am

nerd

Her Headlights 17 Aug, 2015 @ 1:07am

can confirm Ruiz has ebola again.

Thiemos 25 Jun, 2015 @ 10:43am

Post a status to your friends: "Go ♥♥♥♥ Yourself"

Bagery 24 Jun, 2015 @ 10:15am

+rep GOOD TRADER

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