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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Ontgrendeld op 8 mei 2022 om 1:39

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Ontgrendeld op 8 mei 2022 om 1:48

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Ontgrendeld op 8 mei 2022 om 21:48

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Ontgrendeld op 8 mei 2022 om 4:05

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Ontgrendeld op 8 mei 2022 om 4:12

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Ontgrendeld op 10 feb 2023 om 18:50

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Ontgrendeld op 8 mei 2022 om 2:40

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Ontgrendeld op 8 mei 2022 om 23:32

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Ontgrendeld op 9 mei 2022 om 2:08

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Ontgrendeld op 10 mei 2022 om 7:53

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Ontgrendeld op 10 mei 2022 om 18:52

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Ontgrendeld op 11 mei 2022 om 1:57

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Ontgrendeld op 11 mei 2022 om 4:19

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Ontgrendeld op 12 mei 2022 om 20:20

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Ontgrendeld op 9 mei 2022 om 0:44

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Ontgrendeld op 9 mei 2022 om 0:51

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Ontgrendeld op 11 feb 2023 om 12:39

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Ontgrendeld op 9 mei 2022 om 2:00

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Ontgrendeld op 9 mei 2022 om 1:20

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Ontgrendeld op 9 mei 2022 om 22:56

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Ontgrendeld op 9 mei 2022 om 1:57

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Ontgrendeld op 8 mei 2022 om 4:15

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Ontgrendeld op 11 mei 2022 om 17:18

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Ontgrendeld op 9 mei 2022 om 23:24

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Ontgrendeld op 8 mei 2022 om 4:13

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Ontgrendeld op 8 mei 2022 om 1:34

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Ontgrendeld op 9 mei 2022 om 0:02

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Ontgrendeld op 8 mei 2022 om 23:54

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Ontgrendeld op 11 mei 2022 om 3:41

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Ontgrendeld op 9 mei 2022 om 1:23

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Ontgrendeld op 10 mei 2022 om 0:36

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Ontgrendeld op 11 mei 2022 om 2:00

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Ontgrendeld op 9 feb 2023 om 3:26

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Ontgrendeld op 9 feb 2023 om 3:26

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Ontgrendeld op 12 feb 2023 om 13:33

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Ontgrendeld op 7 feb 2023 om 10:49

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Ontgrendeld op 9 mei 2022 om 23:13

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Ontgrendeld op 10 mei 2022 om 7:41

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Ontgrendeld op 10 mei 2022 om 0:10

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Ontgrendeld op 8 mei 2022 om 23:51

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Ontgrendeld op 11 mei 2022 om 1:34

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Ontgrendeld op 9 mei 2022 om 17:50

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Ontgrendeld op 10 mei 2022 om 0:34

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Ontgrendeld op 10 mei 2022 om 7:54

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Ontgrendeld op 8 mei 2022 om 2:18

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Ontgrendeld op 8 mei 2022 om 3:22

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Ontgrendeld op 8 mei 2022 om 1:26

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Ontgrendeld op 9 mei 2022 om 2:04

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Ontgrendeld op 10 mei 2022 om 0:39

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Ontgrendeld op 8 mei 2022 om 3:23

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Ontgrendeld op 9 mei 2022 om 1:45

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Ontgrendeld op 10 feb 2023 om 16:27

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Ontgrendeld op 8 mei 2022 om 3:31

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Ontgrendeld op 10 mei 2022 om 18:35

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Ontgrendeld op 9 mei 2022 om 17:56

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Ontgrendeld op 10 feb 2023 om 14:23

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Ontgrendeld op 11 feb 2023 om 12:41

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Ontgrendeld op 10 mei 2022 om 16:34

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Ontgrendeld op 8 mei 2022 om 3:31

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Ontgrendeld op 12 feb 2023 om 19:05

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Ontgrendeld op 8 mei 2022 om 22:30

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Ontgrendeld op 11 mei 2022 om 4:22

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Ontgrendeld op 11 mei 2022 om 17:13

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Ontgrendeld op 11 mei 2022 om 18:16

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Ontgrendeld op 11 mei 2022 om 23:04

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Ontgrendeld op 12 mei 2022 om 5:46

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Ontgrendeld op 12 mei 2022 om 20:38

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Ontgrendeld op 13 feb 2023 om 6:28

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Ontgrendeld op 12 feb 2023 om 19:10

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Ontgrendeld op 13 feb 2023 om 12:35

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Ontgrendeld op 13 feb 2023 om 17:29

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Ontgrendeld op 11 mei 2022 om 22:05

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Ontgrendeld op 14 feb 2023 om 19:20

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Ontgrendeld op 14 feb 2023 om 6:31

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Ontgrendeld op 12 mei 2022 om 2:57

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Ontgrendeld op 12 mei 2022 om 19:07

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Ontgrendeld op 11 mei 2022 om 22:09

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Ontgrendeld op 12 mei 2022 om 16:10

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Ontgrendeld op 13 feb 2023 om 5:49

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Ontgrendeld op 10 feb 2023 om 14:51



Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
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