It happened on a tour of the BBC
They were showing us how they make TV
The Blue Peter gardens, the studios, the rooms for the stars to change their clothes
And even round the back where the rubbish goes

I was looking down the hole
Someone gave me a boot
And that's how I ended up down this chute
Up and down, and down below
Twisting and turning, where does it go?

oh hello (down the chute)
I'm afraid there is no escape (down the chute)
buried alive in video tape (now you're trapped)
In one of the BBC tips (while you're here)
Let's watch some video clips

balls

john cena

stupid ♥♥♥♥

little weapon

you've got no fans