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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2020 @ 7:14pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2020 @ 7:35pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 18 May, 2020 @ 9:07am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 18 May, 2020 @ 9:05am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 18 May, 2020 @ 9:23am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 18 May, 2020 @ 9:25am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 18 May, 2020 @ 9:27am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2020 @ 7:20pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2020 @ 9:19pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 18 May, 2020 @ 9:57am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2020 @ 9:35pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2020 @ 7:44pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2020 @ 8:01pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2020 @ 8:46pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2020 @ 9:13pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2020 @ 9:31pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2020 @ 9:50pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2020 @ 10:00pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2020 @ 6:17pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2020 @ 8:37am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2020 @ 8:47pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2020 @ 8:35pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2020 @ 8:22am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2020 @ 1:58pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2020 @ 2:23pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2020 @ 2:46pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2020 @ 3:08pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2020 @ 3:40pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2020 @ 3:44pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2020 @ 7:23pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2020 @ 8:58pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2020 @ 9:42pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2020 @ 7:52pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 19 May, 2020 @ 9:46pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2020 @ 3:34pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2020 @ 1:51pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2020 @ 6:07pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2020 @ 10:04pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2020 @ 10:05pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2020 @ 1:36pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2020 @ 9:39pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2021 @ 5:09pm