HEY THERE PAL ITS JIM AGAIN...

HATE TO TELL YAA THIS,, BUT BARBS PASSED LAST WEEK AND THE DAMMM,, GLOOWIES THINK I DIB IT! LOCKUED UP TIGHT RITE NOW AND IT SUCKS MORE THAN GRASSCLIBBINS ON A SUNDAY MORNNIN TEELLLUWAT// IMN OT SO GOOD AT THGS WHOLE ELECTRIC MAILLING THING AND I ONLLY GET 1 PERR WEEK AT THE REQUESTT OF JUDGE DICKFORBRAINS, TBE HONORABLE SCHMUCK IF I EVER MET ONEE HARHAR. THEYY ARE SAYYYINGG THAT BARBS WAS SUFFOFOCATD
IN THE BLOOW UP CASTLE FOR MY BIRRTHDDAYY. THAT THEY HABE A SHOE PRINT FROM INSIDE THEE CASLE BUT I LIVE FREE WITH MA DOGS OUT ON THE PARIE YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN. IF THE SHOE DOESNT FIT YOU MUST A QUITY1!!1! ANY WHO, BOB IF YOU CULD PUT SOOME MOOLA OJN MY BOOKS IT WOULD KEEP ME SAFE FROM MY DEBBTSSS THABKS ABAIN Bb OBBBY YOUUUU KNOW I LUVVV TO GAMBLE MORE THAN I EVER LOVED BARBS HARHARHAR

GOBBLESSM,

SINCRELY JACK STAND JIMMY
ARMY (1962-1963)
PLUMBER (1985-85)
DOOR MAN (1989 - 2001)
SUBWAY (2008- )

MORNIN BORTHER
THE WIFE SAID I CANT STAY UP WITH YOU ON THE PHONE NO MORE,,,,SAID ITS PLAYING A ROLE IN MY DIGESTIVE ISSUES,,WHAT DOES SHE KNOW
HOPE YOUR WELL FREIND
GOBBLES

HEY,,,.JACK STAND AGAIN1! I THINK MY WIFE HAB BEEN TAKINGMY LETTERS TO YOU OUT OF THE MAILBOX AND BOY IF I cATCH HER DOIN'THAT SHE WON'T BE HAVIN' A GOD TIME\..... BOB DPNT THNK I HAVENT BEN RITING YOU MY FRIEND WELL BE TOGETHER SOON ENOUGH BOB ANND LISA AND BARB WONT EVER HAVEW TO KNOW ABOUT US

SINCRELY JACK STAND JIMMY
ARMY (1962-1963)
PLUMBER (1985-85)
DOOR MAN (1989 - 2001)
SUBWAY (2008- )

*** URGENT ATTENTION ***
NEW STEAM SCAM WARNING
INTERNATIONAL CRIME SYNDICATE INVOLVED.
A group of Swedish super models working in pairs pose as technicians offering to repair your computer in your homes. One takes you into a room, ties you up and performs oral on you while the other uses your computer to steal steam login credentials.
So far I have been scammed 82 times this week.

BE CAREFUL!!!!

ITS JACK STAND JIMMY AGAIN YPOI HAVENOT RETURNED MY CALLS... STARTING TO WONDER IF YOU STILL FINE ME ATTRACTIVE... I MISS YOU GLENDA PLEASE COMEBACK,,,,,, I DONT KNOW WHAT ID DO WITH OUT YOUJ

SINCRELY JACK STAND JIMMY
ARMY (1962-1963)
PLUMBER (1985-85)
DOOR MAN (1989 - 2001)
SUBWAY (2008- )

HEY THERE PAL ITS JIM AGAIN

I DON"T KNOW HOW TO TELL YA THIS BUT STARIN" AT THAT SCREEN ALL DAY AINT GONNA HELP YA NONE YOU SHOULD GO OUT SIDE AND WORK ON EMGINES LIKE ME AND MY POPS DID ON THE GOOD OLD CHEBY BEL AIR,,,,,,

BY THE WAY MY DIGESTION ISSUES HAVEN"T GOTTEN ANY BETTER AND THE WIFE IS PISSED,,,, DO YOU KNOW ANY REMEDIES/////

HOPE YOU AND BARBS AREE DOIN" GOOD1

SINCRELY JACK STAND JIMMY
ARMY (1962-1963)
PLUMBER (1985-85)
DOOR MAN (1989 - 2001)
SUBWAY (2008- )