Louhkes, the human embodiment of a broken record. Every time you try to speak, it’s like watching a glitchy NPC trying to say the same line over and over, but with less emotional depth. You start your sentence with the enthusiasm of a toddler discovering their first word, and then hit restart 15 times like we’re all too busy to hear you.

It’s like you’re playing “Guess What Louhkes Was Trying To Say” but it’s a one-player game where you never get the answer. We don’t need more looped dialogue, bro, we need actual sentences.

-rep, but +endless replay value

Louhkes, the human embodiment of a broken record. Every time you try to speak, it’s like watching a glitchy NPC trying to say the same line over and over, but with less emotional depth. You start your sentence with the enthusiasm of a toddler discovering their first word, and then hit restart 15 times like we’re all too busy to hear you.

It’s like you’re playing “Guess What Louhkes Was Trying To Say” but it’s a one-player game where you never get the answer. We don’t need more looped dialogue, bro, we need actual sentences.

-rep, but +endless replay value

Hey Louhkes, just wanted to say thanks for the gaming session. My doctor called me this morning—apparently my blood pressure spiked from sheer secondhand embarrassment. You’re a menace to society in every ranked match.
-rep, but at least my cardio's improving

richtiger huen, aber geiler swääänz

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