Militarized Assault Homoweapon
Roland
Atlanta, Georgia, United States
me here, I play games. That's it, really. That's actually all I do. Seriously. That's it.
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me here, I play games. That's it, really. That's actually all I do. Seriously. That's it.
View more info
Level
47
Steam Grand Prix 2019
9,000 XP
Currently Offline
Badges  23
Games  586
Inventory   
Screenshots  62
Videos  3
Workshop Items  1
Reviews  8
Groups  4
Drenched Panties
13 Members
Team Danklage
10 Members
Banned from Vinesauce
30 Members
Friends  57
122
sex goku
Offline
121
Drink Pepsi
Offline
100
Dead Weight
Offline
91
Jacklefrackle
Online
78
sishen
In-Game
War Thunder
67
Morgan
Offline
Game Collector
586
Games Owned
575
DLC Owned
8
Reviews
650
Wishlisted
Featured Games
Rarest Achievement Showcase
+5,350
5,356
Achievements
3
Perfect Games
24%
Avg. Game Completion Rate
Favorite Game
Rising Storm 2: Vietnam
201
Hours played
68
Achievements
Achievement Progress   68 of 132
+63
Review 1
Badge Collector
23
Total Badges Earned
Recent Activity
48.8 hours past 2 weeks
1.9 hrs on record
last played on 30 Apr
Asgard's Fall — Viking Survivors
Achievement Progress   13 of 19
+8
1 hrs on record
last played on 29 Apr
Driveloop: Survivors
0.6 hrs on record
last played on 29 Apr
Nautical Survival
Achievement Progress   19 of 85
+14
Comments
[TW]govt assigned gf 6 Jan, 2021 @ 10:50am 
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Stattikk 13 Aug, 2017 @ 10:20am 
Just me and my 💕pope💕, hanging out and I got pretty zealous🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something great 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me a 💦crusade!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 Saracens! 💦 Muslims!💦 dead by my hand💦 😍 It makes 💘God💘 😊happy😊 to claim the holy land... 💕💦😫DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT! 😫💦💕 1 crusade💦, 2 crusades💦💦, 3 crusades💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘God's💘 👑judgment 👑going off to war! 💟 It makes me feel Holy💗!It makes me feel good 💜! 💘💘💘It makes me feel everything a pious man should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑
hamboner 25 Jul, 2017 @ 9:44pm 
dudde si so neat thjat you came otut thw ecloset! sorry om only in spoainish too. kewep seipping dsickls/ stya cooopm,
l;opv,
youyre pal clabve
Stattikk 25 Jul, 2017 @ 8:31pm 
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are
hamboner 25 Jul, 2017 @ 8:19pm 
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are
Stattikk 9 Feb, 2017 @ 8:29pm 
-Rep Left a smelling hot log on my front porch that I then proceded to slip and fall on breaking my neck and confining me to a wheelchair for the rest of my life