This man is more fun than anyone or anything I know, including bubble wrap. Even if he was cloned, hed still be one of a kind... and the better looking one. His face is like a beaver, cuz DAMN, it makes other people look ugly. So much so, that he is the primary person to blame for global warming. He is more unique and wonderful than the smell of a new book. If there is one thing I like about this man, its that I like more than one thing about him.

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BOOYAH
Welcome to the party, Broseidon, king of the brocean.