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1,785.1 hrs on record (850.5 hrs at review time)
its ok
Posted 3 November, 2022.
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9 people found this review helpful
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2.8 hrs on record (1.1 hrs at review time)
People often talk about emergent gameplay and peak artifical intelligence in gaming and will often cite the most modern triple-A releases. Those people will find the true height of game design here. This simple, yet deeply complex release showcases the power of what a small team of dedicated professionals (or in this case, a single visonary) is truely capable of. You can tell that Greener Productions must have dedicated countless hours to the science and art of sack tightness. Greener must have done little else than observe the raw elasticity of a sack under many conditions for months. Aerodynamic tests, drop tests and a great deal of examination of sacks of all shapes and sizes have led to this masterpiece of modern technology.

While my overall opinion of the game is highly positive, I think its important that we talk about the controversy. The sack in this game sets an unrealistic standard of perfection the average man can only dream of. While I am sure Kotaku will be all over this unrealistic deptiction of the male form, I think its critical to the story. What average sack, what normal man could face the dead fish like this?

I hope to see anticheat implemented in future versions. Currently, a hacker known only as "Gary" has been able to tie my high score and its obvious hes a cheater. I know Greener productions will get quality anticheat out soon.
Posted 17 September, 2021.
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223.2 hrs on record (11.9 hrs at review time)
too bad consoles are incapable of rending a real game. this game is great. some minor bugs but nothing major. less than early skyrim.
Posted 21 December, 2020.
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10.3 hrs on record
Fantastic game, truely a must play for old school gaming fans.
Posted 29 March, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
50.8 hrs on record (16.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Its not quite quake but i feel like it can get there. Will really depend on bethesdas commitment to the whole esport thing.
Posted 27 August, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.6 hrs on record
I really wanted to like this game. But sadly, the performance and combat are both sluggish. I think with a bit more effort the dev could really make this workable, but as it stands, its a pass.
Posted 3 January, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
55.1 hrs on record (14.4 hrs at review time)
Solid way to kill time. Good lore. NOT STAR CITIZEN
Posted 19 August, 2016.
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1 person found this review funny
9.0 hrs on record (3.9 hrs at review time)
SUPERHOT IS THE MOST INNOVATIVE SHOOTER I'VE PLAYED IN YEARS!

Use this discount and join me now : http://superhotgame.com/discount/#CE82B0F1D8FC
Posted 4 March, 2016.
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3 people found this review helpful
3,554.7 hrs on record (591.9 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
What can I really say about this game that hasn't been said already?

I suppose I would say stay far away if you are a compulsive gambler or like shiny, pointless things. This game will consume you.
Posted 28 April, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
134.0 hrs on record (12.4 hrs at review time)
Offical game of the FPS master race.
Posted 19 September, 2014.
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