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Maia, Porto, Portugal 
After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
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Mulder: Television does not make a previously sane man go out
and kill five people thinking they're all the same guy.
Not even 'must-see TV' could do that to you!
"The X-Files: Wetwired"
Mulder: If you detect a hint of skepticism or incredulity in
Agent Scully's voice, it's because of the overwhelming
evidence gathered by the FBI debunking virtually all
claims of ritual abuse by satanic cults.
Det. Angela White: Is that true?
Mulder: Don't ask me!
"The X-Files: Syzygy"
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