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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 3:48am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 4:22am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 7:24am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 6:38am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 10:02am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 2:20pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 7:42am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 6:51am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 8:21am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 5:47am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 3:49am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 3:42am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 7:54am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 3:32am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 3:35am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:26am

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 11:25am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 11:47am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 12:14pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 2:17pm

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 6:14am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 7:20am

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 4:34am

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 4:48pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 1:58am

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 2:13pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 6:40am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 10:28am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 7:54am

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 1:38am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 5:47am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?