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Recent reviews by clapdemcheeks

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1 person found this review helpful
14.5 hrs on record (5.0 hrs at review time)
IMO this game is criminally underrated... if you're looking for a game with a good 1960s vibe, some deep characters, and a rather entertaining story, pick this up.
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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1 person found this review funny
5.3 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
aye bruv thas pritty gud
Posted 28 June, 2019.
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1 person found this review funny
0.3 hrs on record
Apparently the PS4 gamers are more important than the huge audience here on Steam.
Posted 19 December, 2015.
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3 people found this review helpful
37.3 hrs on record (20.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
It seems enjoyable, but in its current state the optimization for systems is very poor and at some points unbareable. I would only say you should buy this in its current state if you have a true gaming PC. If you are running off a anything below the level of a GT 920m, it's unplayable, but with something as low as 920m you have to set very specific launch options. I would suggest buying it if you have a 940m or above, but older gen 40s may work as well. As for the game...

Pros:

-Beautiful game
-Fantastic base building mechanics
-Enjoyable combat
-Wonderful penis modelling.
-Constantly updated

Cons:

-Poor Optimization
-Horrible playerbase (Squeakers, hackers, etc.)
-Animals glitched to hell
-Crafting is a gather select and wait system
- Very underwhelming at times

Very good game for its price... buy it if you have a good computer.
Posted 24 August, 2015. Last edited 17 September, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2,642.6 hrs on record (14.3 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
You get points in Deathmatch for killing chickens. Valve really does understand me.



10/10 would shoot those chickens again.
Posted 20 March, 2015.
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217.5 hrs on record (13.1 hrs at review time)
So funny, gory, and FREE.
Posted 21 May, 2014.
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