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Every other text I send has an uwu in it. My shoes say uwu . I speak in uwus. My dreams consist of anamorphic creatures talking in uwu riddles. I’m getting my face genetically engineered to look like uwu. I’m achieving peak perfection. Humanity has never seen such a feat. I have reached the summit of beauty.

big fan

Sage and Omen may be opposites, but just like them, I think we’re meant to be together.

Are you Paranoia? Because I can’t think straight when you’re around.

You must be Omen's teleport, because you just made my heart skip dimensions.