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→ When the fog came in on little cat feet last night, it left these little muddy paw prints on the hood of my car.
→ "If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet." -- Jay Leno
🐳 ღ 🎈 ღ 💄 ღ 👔 ღ 🥒 ღ 🎁 ღ 🍖 ღ 🕺 ღ 💛 ღ 🐊 ღ 🚗 ღ 👑 ღ 🍇 ღ 🥗 ღ 💎
Yours truly, Jarrod Tortorici (the cat)
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But has any little atom,
While a-sittin' and a-splittin',
Ever stopped to think or CARE
That E = m c**2 ?
F: When into a room I plunge, I
Sometimes find some VIOLET FUNGI.
Then I linger, darkly brooding
On the poison they're exuding.
-- The Roguelet's ABC
The Road goes ever on and on
Down from the door where it began.
Now far ahead the Road has gone,
And I must follow, if I can,
Pursuing it with eager feet,
Until it joins some larger way