certified g.o.a.t

buddy throats ♥♥♥♥ the whole game while ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the bed

Dude doesn't stop yapping. YAP YAP YAP! Cries and bottom frags. "(Shutting down game.)"

+rep absolutely insistent that i was walling. appreciate the compliment <3 :)

I'm telling you, this guy is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Monster and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said "they contain my full power so i don't completely sh*t on these kids" then he bunny hopped out the door

This team is truly the pinnacle of North American counter strike gaming. I getting 16-0'd by them in matchmaking made my balls quiver at levels never before seen on God's green Earth. Watching this team of global elites swing mid and one-tap my gold nova 1 teammates made me feel a sense of pride for this team as they carve a path of domination through the ♥♥♥♥-filled hellhole that is North American matchmaking! Soon they will be the hopes of NA pushing our continent to greater heights in the global competitive scene and I look forward to that day!