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Recent reviews by ChonkyClorkson

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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.5 hrs on record
The worst driving physics I've seen in any game. The car responds randomly, sometimes it understeers, sometimes it takes a 90 degree drift right off a cliff. It's completely unpredictable. Game is ugly and hard to look at. Just the worst racing game I've ever played.
Posted 18 December.
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4 people found this review helpful
28.0 hrs on record (4.9 hrs at review time)
Incredibly refreshing, intense racing, unique modification system, immaculate vibes, jaw-dropping sense of speed. It's clear the person who made this game has a deep knowledge and love for cars in terms of both mechanics, and cultural ethos. I've never played a racing game like this before, I need more.
Posted 13 December.
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1 person found this review helpful
13.5 hrs on record
Beautiful game, boring gameplay, terrible controls, only worth it for hardcore Harry Potter fans.
Posted 17 November.
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1 person found this review helpful
11.3 hrs on record
Good story, great driving physics, fun gritty gun play, and beautiful graphics. Not sure why everyone is complaining about the race mission, I got it on the first try on Simulation driving physics and it was my favorite mission. I was leading by the first lap, if anything I thought it could be a bit more difficult. I think those people just don't understand what braking zones, wheel spin, and racing lines are. Would've loved to see a racing side activity which allows the player to race anytime. The story is the main appeal of the game, although it is shorter than I would've hoped for.

Low on features, dead open world with little to no interactivity. I realize Hangar 13 wanted to keep faithful to the original, but damn add some side activities or open world interactivity! Most annoying parts are the stealth missions with terrible stealth mechanics, they are almost exactly the same as the MJ missions in Spider-man PS4, except there is no way to distract guards, and someone usually always has line of sight on you.

Overall Mafia II is still a much better game. Hangar 13 had the chance to make this something truly special, but it seems they were burnt out after designing the open world. I would recommend just playing Mafia II, and watching a play through of Mafia Definitive Edition on YouTube.
Posted 23 November, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
125.7 hrs on record (124.9 hrs at review time)
Finally! Some good ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game!
Posted 15 November, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
204.4 hrs on record
Great map, cool cars, decent customization.

Terrible driving physics, annoying ass cutscenes that try to be cool but are cringe af.
Posted 15 November, 2023.
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184 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
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105.1 hrs on record
The last real AC game. Best graphics, best combat, best parkour system, and a decent story. Everything after this is a shadow of its former self.
Posted 15 November, 2023.
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317.4 hrs on record
Brecken TV punch is op af 10/10
Posted 15 November, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
One of the worst racing games ever made. Handling is non existent as the floaty cars barely respond to your input. Loot box monetization is extremely prevalent from the moment you start the game after installation. The novelty of driving a Hot Wheels car wears off pretty fast. Just go buy Forza Horizon and play the Lego mode; at least you get competent handling in that game.
Posted 4 November, 2023.
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135.3 hrs on record
This used to be a good game but then for some reason the developers decided to completely overhaul and change the driving physics. So all the time you spent tuning your cars is now pointless.
Posted 9 December, 2022. Last edited 4 November, 2023.
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