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IF YOU DIED TOMORROW I WOULDN’T BE AT YOUR FUNERAL BECAUSE I’D BE WATCHING

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Statiscally, based exclusively on the fact that you haven't received a birthday in the past 364 days, that this day would have to, in conclusion, be your birthday.

In Japan, there are 3 ways to say “I love you”:

You say “Daisuki (大好き)” for the friends and person you like,

you say “Aishiteru (愛してる)” for a more serious relationship,

and you say “Koishiteru ( 恋してる)” to the person you want to spend the rest of your life with.

And they follow this rule. They preserve the meaning of ‘I love you’ and never lose its essence unlike us.

Spread this to 5 people for a pet catgirl.

I sexually Identify as a neko. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of sleeping on owners bed licking up milk from their body. People say to me that a person being a neko is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install cat ears, a tail and a tsundre personality on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Chocola” and respect my right to nyaa from our bed and nyaa needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a nekophobe and need to check your catgirl privalage. Thank you for being so understanding.

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