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30 of 72 (42%) achievements earned:
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Pickled

Electrified a pickle. How romantic!
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2020 @ 3:48pm

Gadgeteer

Made Professor Ziegler reminisce about the Chief.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2020 @ 1:45pm

Scholar

Won a fellowship for having a high robot stat.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2020 @ 2:22pm

Beeroisseur

Tried a dark chocolate coffee porter with Josh.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2020 @ 2:22pm

Shakespearean

Discussed Hamlet's age-old question with your robot.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2020 @ 2:22pm

Celebrity

Mark wrote a positive article about you.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2020 @ 2:28pm

Bionic

It's like the arm you lost, but with more features!
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2020 @ 2:01pm

Oracle

Your robot got compared to drunk Nate Silver.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2020 @ 4:02pm

Doctor

Earned your doctorate.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2020 @ 2:38pm

Spouse

Got married!
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2020 @ 7:17am

Beloved

Your company threw a surprise party for you.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2020 @ 3:16pm

Resilient

A company you founded survived its startup phase.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2020 @ 2:19pm

Transformative

Made robots that are more than meets the eye.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2020 @ 2:23pm

Numismatist

Earned a coin.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2020 @ 2:28pm

Patriot

America won the war.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2020 @ 2:27pm

Canuck

Fled to Canada.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2020 @ 7:17am

Pardoned

Freed from jail by order of the President.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2020 @ 3:18pm

Cleared

Got a Top Secret clearance.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2020 @ 7:00am

Blockbuster

Saw the White House blow up.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2020 @ 2:34pm

Bodyguard

Escorted the President from the White House.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2020 @ 2:34pm

Spook

Accessed the government's master intelligence database.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2020 @ 4:30pm

Partybot

Your robots got a little tipsy.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2020 @ 7:12am

Trio

Had a very special night with your two loves.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2020 @ 3:33pm

Robophile

Married a robot.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2020 @ 7:17am

Hat Trick

Got three achievements at the same time. And now, four.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2020 @ 7:17am

Filial

You bought a gift for Mom in her old age.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2020 @ 3:50pm

Chipped

Got a chip in your head.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2020 @ 7:25am

Doubled

Made a robot double of yourself.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2020 @ 2:47pm

Celebratory

Celebrated a birthday party.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2020 @ 4:06pm

Alive

Made it to the end without dying.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2020 @ 4:08pm



Bright

Told a light bulb joke. How romantic!

Knifethrower

Threw throwing knives with Juliet.

Sidekick

Your robot is pretty good with throwing knives.

Ludophile

Your robot interpreted the ending of Braid.

Warlord

Your robot got the conquest ending of Civilization IV.

Spacefarer

Your robot got the Alpha Centauri ending of Civilization IV.

Chatty

Your robot passed the Turing Test.

Rebellious

Your robot sang "Head Like a Hole" in front of a live studio audience.

Heartbreaker

Your robot sang "Maps" in front of a live studio audience.

Halloweener

Attended Mark's costume party.

Terrible

Died in the earliest possible place.

Philanthropist

Started a large charitable organization.

Cultist

Started a cult around your robot.

Novelist

Your novel was a success, thanks to your high Humanity.

Character

Your robot wrote a successful autobiography.

KITTy

Made a deal to design intelligent cars.

Elfin

Your robot was a good little elf.

Hero

Prevented the Sino-American war from starting.

Rockin'

Learned a password.

Hacker

Found a vulnerability in the Chinese robots.

Florist

Made use of the language of flowers.

Rebel

Led the Alaskan Rebellion.

Escapee

Loyal robots freed you from prison.

Founder

Started a new country.

Holiday

Got an Alaskan holiday named after you.

Neurosurgeon

Put a piece of your own brain in a robot.

Safecracker

Got inside the Top Secret room.

Kingmaker

Gave your robot control over all the other robots.

Gourmand

Your robots tried lutefisk.

Kinkadian

Made some popular paintings.

Crimefighter

You and the Crusader fight crime.

Rocker

Played Freebird. Sort of.

Somethingian

I'm very sure that's a real religion.

Mastermind

You basically rule the world.

Trophy

If nobody can judge you, is this achievement meaningless?

Nostalgic

Reminisced with a robotic Statue of Liberty.

Lunatic

Your robots headed for the moon.

Officiant

Presided over a human-robot wedding.

Honored

You were honored at the White House in your old age.

First Mate

Went out for coffee with ex-President Irons.

Singular

Joined the collective mind of the robots.

Tragic Hero

Finish Chapter 7 with no other achievements.