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"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?"

Use the hole punch.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2016 @ 3:08pm

"Lousy bony fingers!"

Get the balloon twister to pop a balloon.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2016 @ 2:53pm

"I squeezed down one of these tubes, like a pixie!"

Talk to Brennis about how he got to the machine.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2016 @ 3:01pm

"Well, I could do something bad right now if that would help."

Try to dig up some dirt on Meche.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2016 @ 3:12pm

"Precisamente, amigo."

Learn of a nefarious plot.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2016 @ 3:22pm

"Join or Die! Again!"

Receive a message from Eva.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2016 @ 3:20pm

"We only have one mop."

Check your job qualifications with Celso.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2016 @ 3:49am

"...Used to scream like a banshee when the trade winds blew..."

Ask Velasco about his eye patch.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2016 @ 3:53am

Year 1

Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2016 @ 4:27am

"Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!"

Catch up on how the pigeons are doing.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 5:51am

"Plus, we look good in these clothes!"

Talk to Glottis about leaving.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 3:39am

"Well, maybe just a sip..."

Sample the Marillo de Oro.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 2:16am

"We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse."

Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2016 @ 4:34am

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!!"

Ask Lupe about her organizational system.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2016 @ 4:37am

"It shone, pale as bone..."

Look at the moon.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 5:51am

"Consider it an homage."

Have Olivia recite one of your poems.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 3:34am

"We're straight stingers, you know?"

Talk to the worker bees about playing the game.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 2:31am

"Manny, we've given up. All of us."

Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 6:08am

"Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?"

Visit with Maximino.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 12:12am

"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'"

Try to convince Verago to help you out.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 3:56am

"Oh, yeah, I could take you down..."

Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 3:59am

"ME, ME, ME-ME-ME!"

Chant with the bees.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 10:58am

Year 2

Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 11:16am

"I wasn't always this color!"

Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 2:49am

*sniff* *sniff*

Make the angelitos cry.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 2:49am

"Save your breath..."

Try to explain to Meche.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 2:58am

"Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?"

Get Domino to explain the racket to you.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 3:03am

"IT'S A BUST-ALL!"

Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 3:06am



The Right Way

Play the whole game with tank controls. Tim demanded this achievement.

Year 3

Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.

Year 4

Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.
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