Hello there,
I have a little story for you all,
It's about a computer that's rectally inserted...

Rectal Computer
Rectal Computer
Stick it in your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Rectal Computer
Hwa!
Rectal Computer!

I went to the doctor cause my gut was playing up,
He said son you're throat is too small I'm gonna have to put this up your butt,
He bent me over and told me to think of something pleasant,
It felt like he had a handful of stuffing and I was some kind of pheasant,

Rectal Computer
Rectal Computer
Stick it in your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Rectal Computer
I think it's got a virus
Rectal Computer!

Someone hacked into my computer and programmed it to give me gas
My mum said son why you walking funny I said I got a faulty processor lodged up my ass,
I showed it to my friends,
They were quite impressed,
Now everyone I know has a

Rectal Computer
Rectal Computer
It's internet capable
Rectal Computer
Hwa!
I need an upgrade
Rectal Computer!

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