Recent reviews by Catgirl Car Bomb

$6 still not worth it

As a staunch supporter of the military industrial complex and all that it entails, this game truly distills what it feels to be an 18 year old juiced to the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gills with access to kilotons of precision guided high explosives and an underdeveloped frontal cortex. I even got to try out this new weapon system the F0UCA1T BOOMerang, the directions say it's gonna come back at some point but I won't be around when it does so who cares?

Short playtime so far, but after watching the Dev Walkthrough a month ago, it is living up to every expectation. Delightful art style, methodical slow paced tactical gameplay. If you get the mission with "skads" of the weird little purple dudes and the modifier where they are friendly... you're gonna have to put down a punch of weird purple friendly dudes. They clog up doors. A+

Easily worth your time at a base level, absolutely required playing if you or a loved one have ever dealt with mental illness or psychosis. Combat light, mostly focused on puzzles and story.

I have no idea what I'm doing, but I pushed my bastard son off a balcony to secure my spot on the throne, only to pushed off a week later by a scheming brother. This game is wonderfully complex, and very, very fun.