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Recent reviews by BOT Markku

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3 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.7 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
i dont understand all the positive reviews. this game is a complete dumpsterfire with the only good thing it has to offer being the graphics. the mechanics suck, the game is not even scary, the movement is clunky. dont buy this game. i can name roblox games better than this.
Posted 22 December, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
176.2 hrs on record (55.4 hrs at review time)
pekko ja massamurhaaja
Posted 13 November, 2022.
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365.2 hrs on record (132.4 hrs at review time)
very good game. taught me that fascism is very overpowered and that democracy is bad. 5/5 like niilo twentytwo would say
Posted 8 September, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
67.8 hrs on record (23.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going into work? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!
Posted 30 April, 2022.
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97 people found this review helpful
53 people found this review funny
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21.4 hrs on record
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family.
Posted 22 March, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
484.9 hrs on record (258.3 hrs at review time)
no mitä sä ny tuut siihen eteen pälli
Posted 18 February, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
333.3 hrs on record (15.9 hrs at review time)
siin on hevoselle nimi. nih iizi boy
Posted 25 January, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,201.8 hrs on record (342.2 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
good gamest but why is the häcking still in the asetoveri unranked. walwe why not fix the asetoveris and make kaunter strike global ofensiwe better
Posted 28 October, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
86.2 hrs on record (50.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
oli hyvä mutta ei ollu hyvä onneks
Posted 18 September, 2021.
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