Halox2000 was only 9 years old.
He loved CS:GO so much.
He had most of the achievements and items.
He prayed to Gaben every night before bed, thanking him for the inventory he's been given.
"CS:GO is love," he says, "CS:GO is life."
His team hears him and calls him a silver scrublord.
He knows his team is just jealous of his devotion to Gabe.
He calls them a console peasant.
They slaps him and sends him to sleep.
He's crying now and his face hurts.
He lays in bed, and it's really cold.
He feels a warmth moving towards him.
He looks up.
It's Gabe!
He's so happy,
Gabe whispers into Halox's ear, "Try your chances... Open a case."
Gaben grabs Halox with his powerful dev-team hands and puts him on his hands and knees.
He's ready.
Halox opens his pockets for Gabe.
Gabe puts his hands deep into Haloxs pockets.
It costs so much, but Halox does it for CS:GO.
Halox can feel his wallet emptying as his eyes start to water.
He accepts the terms and conditions.
Halox wants to please Gabe.
Gaben lets out a mighty roar as he fills Halox's computer with keys.
Halox opens all the cases and gets nothing worth anything at all.

CS:GO is love...
CS:GO is life... 

#sad bois :(