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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:38pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 1:42pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 11:32am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:28am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 8:28am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 8:32am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 8:31am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 1:01pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 3:03pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 3:48pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 3:15pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 7:38pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 7:58pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 3:43pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 6:53pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 7:51pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 5:48pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 6:43pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 7:51pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 12:42pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 12:36pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 12:00pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 12:17pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 1:21pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 6:38pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 7:04pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 7:29pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 8:25pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 8:29pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 1:12pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 1:50pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 2:08pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 2:47pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 5:24pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 7:09pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 6:41pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 7:04pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 4:22pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 11:27am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 12:52pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 5:33pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2020 @ 4:44pm