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0.8 hrs last two weeks / 4,928.5 hrs on record (2,380.1 hrs at review time)
Posted: 12 Feb, 2016 @ 11:39pm
Updated: 28 Jun, 2019 @ 7:20pm

-Start the game!
-Create an account!
-Sign in!
-You're in a Pod!
-You awaken!
-Woman with a Purple-Blue insect hat tells you to run!
-You delay and do cool spins!
-You backflip off walls!
-You think this game is fun!
-Finish the first mission!
-Craft your first weapon!
-Waste your beginners platinum on a Syandana!
-Wish you got the other Syandana!
-Make friends!
-Play more matches!
-Grind heaps!
-Reach level 8!
-Try making the Dragon Nikana but make the Tonkor instead!
-Tonkor is awesome!
-Turn the Tonkor into a machine gun!
-Run out of ammo!
-Die!
-Use all your Revives!
-Die!
-Incubate a Kubrow!
-Name it Scruffy!
-It dies after a few weeks!
-Have a tantrum!
-Make another Kubrow!
-Realise there's a health bar!
-Put Kubrow in Stasis!
-Quit Warframe!
-Rejoin it three weeks later!
-More grinding!
-Get your first Prime Warframe!
-Get your first Prime weapon!
-Get a rare event mod for cheap!
-Accidently sell the mod!
-Tantrum!
-Play a Tier IV Void mission!
-Encounter Vor!
-You Solo'ed!
-Die!
-Revive!
-Die!
-Use last revive!
-Kubrow is stuck in the wall!
-Run for your life!
-Accidently find a secret spot to get you out of the map!
-Ramp up the Graphics to the maximum!
-Burn your Graphics card and CPU!
-Buy a new Computer!
-Try again!
-Success!
-Never leave Warframe again!

The End.





Or is it?



-Wait... What's this?!?
-The lights are flickering!
-A black teletubbie!
-He's telling you you've been a naughty boy!
-OH GOD HE'S GONNA ♥♥♥♥♥ KILL YOU!
-RUN
-RUN
-RUN
-RUN
-HIDE
-OH SHET HE CAN TELEPORT YOU
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-IM SORRY SANTA I WAS A NAUGHTY BOY



A short story.....
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