Nedávné recenze uživatele MarcoDeGammo

It’s 80’s inspired cocaine fueled beats make you want to punch the monitor and wipe blood on your own face. While playing this game with headphones on i didn’t realize how many times i was screaming “F***!” aloud while my pixelated body was stabbed, until i saw my girlfriend laughing at me. After every sailor’s vocabulary test though i found myself hitting restart every time.

Pretty impressed how this game is essentially a murder puzzle game, which as far as i know is not an established genre. Good times were had with every throw of a crowbar into someones face piece and the curb stomp that followed.

A naked man chased after me with a rock over his head begging me to stop running. When i finally ran to the edge of a cliff and turned around. He said, "Alright...OK.." then bashed my face in with said rock.

Another naked man asked "Are you an Expert Rock Fighter?" i shook my head no and i took my rock and bashed his face in.

This is what i have learned from playing this game. TRUST NO ONE and always strike first. May my male genitalia dangling over your corpse stand as a warning never to cross me and my rock again. Only the strong survive.

Sadness will take hold of you as you fail at your only purpose in life, breeding and protecting your spawn to ensure the survival of your species. After all my badger pups died miserably at the hands of the circle of life, i had an urge to call my mother and thank her for getting me through life long enough to see what it had to offer. R.I.P Badgerlings you never had a chance.

Game of the Generation.