Скорошни рецензии на MarcoDeGammo

This game gets harder as you play it.
It hates you. You love it because it hates you.
You ask a friend over and tell him how you love it.
They discover the game hates them as well. They kind of like it but hate you for doing this to them.
They leave buy the game and continue the cycle of hate.
This game will eventually find a way to hate everyone eventually.
10/10

Some dudes decided Diablo 3 wasnt worth 60 bucks so they made Diablo 2 prettier and gave it away like a chinese food menu.

Everytime I boot this game up I play one game.
If i do not receive a hat in the time it takes to play one game I quit.
One day the hat fairy will bestow her gifts upon me.
One Day.

Someone told me, "Hey its Minecraft for the Super Nintendo." That someone took time off my life. On my death bed when im praying that could spend more time on this Earth, I will remember how I wasted hours on this game and wish I had that time back. Throwing glowsticks on a giant floating eyeball was time ill never get back.

Everytime I play this game I try to find the most obscure song in my library and there is always someone that has played it before. Maybe my taste in music isnt as hip as I thought or maybe everyone on the internet is just weird and has already thought of everything already.

If Game of Thrones was about Vikings and was animated by Disney and it was a game that played like Final Fantasy Tactics with a splash of Oregon Trail you would have The Banner Saga.
Thats not a bad thing.

Internet:"You didnt get it man!"
Me: "Shut up and give me back my $5 and the 5 minutes of my life i wasted."

If there was ever a game i wish i could control by hooking my brain directly into my PC this would be it. When you manage to pick something up like a normal human would and not like everything is covered in velcro, you'll feel like you should mention it in future job interviews as a job skill. While youre trying to maneuver your virtual hand you might feel like your real hand is asleep and betraying you.

I shoplifted this game from a K-Mart when it came out (its been over 2 decades i think the statute of limitations is up on that).The point is that this game was good enough to lie, cheat, and steal for. I've since bought it several times over, so i feel better about it.

You will probably never yell "F***!" more at your screen more than playing this game.

But every time you die its your own damn fault. So you're really yelling "F***!" at how stupid you are and how you suck at the game. There are few things in this world that can make you feel as good at being crappy as this. Every time you die your start over at the beginning and hype yourself back up like it's going to go differently this time. It doesnt, but it's nice to dream.

Remember you're doing it to yourself.