Please, help me abolish this out dated system - it wrongly paints a world of ♥♥♥♥♥ size based on length; perhaps residents of higher than average African nations have gained an unfair advantage over our Asian brothers; we are using a RACIST system based on length not volume to discriminate penises worldwide.

♥♥♥♥♥ size should be a volumetric measurement

Let me explain, Western culture has popularised the outdated unit of inches as the common benchmark for comparing ♥♥♥♥♥ size. However, it’s 2021 now, we are advancing towards being a multi planetary species; a single axis measurement for a 3D object all of us possess is medieval, and simply not fit for current use.

I suggest a new unit; millimeters - however if this becomes commonly adopted I wish to be credited, please state the unit of ♥♥♥♥♥ size as Venus ♥♥♥♥♥ points as I am certain I am the first individual to suggest this.

The new methodology of measuring ♥♥♥♥♥ should be as followed;

The ♥♥♥♥♥ is inserted into a measuring cup until it cannot be inserted further.

The volume of liquid displaced should equal ♥♥♥♥♥ volume.

Complete the conversion; 1ml of displaced ♥♥♥♥♥ water = 1 Venus ♥♥♥♥♥ point.

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