+rep do NOT sign me the ♥♥♥♥ up 👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀 bad ♥♥♥♥ ba̷̶ ԁ ♥♥♥♥ 👎 thats ❌ some bad 👎👎♥♥♥♥ right 👎👎 th 👎 ere 👎👎👎 right ❌ there ❌ ❌ if i do ƽaү so my selｆ🚫 i say so 🚫 thats not what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMᎷМ 🚫 👎 👎👎НO0ОଠＯOᵒᵒ 👎 👎👎 👎 🚫 👎 👀 👀 👀 👎👎Bad ♥♥♥♥♥♥ NOT sign me the ♥♥♥♥ up 👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀 bad ♥♥♥♥ ba̷̶ ԁ ♥♥♥♥ 👎

Calling all my democracy📈🗳loving ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🍆💦👅👅👅there’s only 1 DAY 😩👻 til ⬆️ERECTION⬆️ day💯🙎🏼💁🏼♂️and we finna pop🍒🍒this political🇺🇸♥♥♥♥♥😩💦and RIDE🏇this vote raw😩😩👅👅 shoutout👏👂🏻to all my constitutional📜C*NTS💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💍💯who ready for that NEW💍NEW💎👑send this to🔟of your raunchiest💃🏻registered📝🗳ratchets🔥🍌or say BOY👋BYE to the👅👅dicklaration🇺🇸🍆of independence✍️if you get👆🏻ZERO👆🏻back you an🗓⚖️election ass💦🍑eater😩if you get🔥FIVE🔥back, u castin big booty🍑🍑ballots, && if you get🍆TEN🍆back 👯🙏🏻💯we ALL gettin that ERECTION🇺🇸DAY🇺🇸♥♥♥♥ ⚖️💯🍆🔥💦👅😩

Cake me the ♥♥♥♥ up 🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈 hAppy CaKe DaY 🎂 thats 🍰 some happy🎂🎂 cAKEdaY right🎂🎂 there🎂🎂🎂 right🍰 there 🍰🍰 if i do ƽaү so my self 🎁 i say so 🎁 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🎁🎂🎂🎂 НOOOOOОଠଠᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎂🎂🎂🎂🎁🎂🎈🎈🎈🎂🎂 Happy cake day. Cake me the ♥♥♥♥ up 🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈 happy cake day hAppy CaKe DaY 🎂 thats 🍰 some happy🎂🎂 cAKEdaY right🎂🎂 there🎂🎂🎂 right🍰 there 🍰🍰 if i do ƽaү so my self 🎁 i say so 🎁 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🎁🎂🎂🎂 НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎂🎂🎂🎂🎁🎂🎈🎈🎈🎂🎂 Happy cake day. Cake me the ♥♥♥♥ up 🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈 happy cake day hAppy CaKe DaY

I have consistently gotten interrupted masturbating today and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sick of it. This anger might just be coming from my testosterone idk but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ do I hate being interrupted. I do not ask for alone time, I could care less if people are around me most of the time. But when I want to masturbate, leave me alone. I get asked the DUMBEST questions whenever I’m wanking it.

“Where’s the remote?” WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I HAVE IT IN THE BATHROOM

And the few times I’ve talked to them about this (yeah it’s that bad) I get hounded for masturbating. Literally I get that my family is religious but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, every kid masturbates. Hell, a lot of adults do it too. Why should I feel guilty for doing it? Nah, ♥♥♥♥ that, imma do it.

Currently locking the door and turning my fan on and putting headphones in; I’m gonna get my nut ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Hey un-insured ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥,
My name is Geico Gecko, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day getting stupid assed insurance from other companies with limited coverage. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any real car insurance? I mean, I guess it's fun hitting other cars and driving away, because of your own lack of driving ability, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of the animated chick from eSurance.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your Ford Explorer. I'm pretty much covered. I was captain of the sales team, and starter on Geico Nascar's racing team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn eSurance people"? I also get no speeding tickets, and have a banging hot Ferrari (I just blew by you; ♥♥♥♥ was SO cash). You are all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on mercury stupid. You emit more stupid on one second than our entire galaxy emits in one year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment form the original Big Bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I’m sorry. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don’t have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.