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Nyt on se viinas pullo sulle pieru Pirinen, sepän poika ukkoseni. Paskanttaa housuunsa ootko nyt paskantana houssuun sepän poika? Nyt se on maha sulla hyvässä kunnossa passoo sitten viinapullon anttoo sulle. On siul se pyykkikonetta sulla on ja paskannat houssuun nii tuota, nii mut se ei taho pesseytyä kun se on paska niin voimakkaan hajusta mää tiiän entisellä asunnollakin, jos paskanti houssuun niin tuota se ei lähe se haju taho vaikka minkälaisia pesuaineita laittaa. Kyllä se vähinttään benssiiniä laitto pesukoneeseen tää ennen ku paskanhaju lähtis. Otettahan sulle on se koronapullo tässä on se koronapullo sulle. Onko se kakskytäviis? On on on. No niin sitä minä.

Oikein ja luonnollista ettei uusnatsi blackmetal- bändien kanssa olla tekemisissä. En ole koskaa kuunnellut Sabatonia ja voin sanoa että se on rasistipaskaa.

Hi, divine player here who reported Honkki. Honkki was our position 1 faceless void. He built a mek and had around 29 healing salves in his inventory. He would chrono both teams in the middle of a fight, salve his allies, pop mek, and proceeded to yell "HONKKI'S WAY". We gave him position 1 farm so he could be a position 5. Granted, his unorthodox build worked and carried us to victory but I still felt it deserved a report.

Ah, another lost soul seeking guidance from the great Solaire of Astora. Yes, yes, bask in the glory of my golden aura. Feel the warmth of my incandescent sun. But let's cut to the chase, shall we? You want to know how to be as grossly incandescent as I am. Well, I hate to break it to you, but it takes more than just a fancy suit of armor and a can-do attitude. You have to really commit to the sun-worshipping lifestyle. That means waking up at dawn to do some sun salutations, eating nothing but sunflower seeds, and never leaving the house without your trusty bottle of Water. Oh, and you'll also need a really big sword. Like, comically big. Trust me, it's all about the optics. So go forth, my child, and praise the sun! Just don't forget your sunscreen.

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ei olis muutamaan mmr heittää? tipuin alle 5k:n

Imppasin junnuna esim 9h päivässä imppasin ja oon ihan ok.

♥♥♥♥♥ siis niiin är-syt-tä-vääää xD 😂 Olin iha rauhallisesti vaa äikän tunnil 😌😌 chillailin jalat pöydäl ni sit se läski harakka mitä opettajaks kutsutaa ni väitti et mun kengät on likaset ja ne pitää ottaa pois pöydält????? 😤😤😤👿 Niinku mitä vittuu luuleeks se et kulkisin oikeesti ♥♥♥♥♥sten _Timberlandien_ kaa 😂😂 xD Sit se lutka heitti mut viel luokastaki ulos ku sanoin sil et ♥♥♥♥♥ pliis mun mutsi putsaa nää kengät joka päivä, ♥♥♥♥♥ typerä ämmä!!! 👿😤😤 Huoh!!! 😂😂 Onneks enää vuosi yläastet jäljel ellen sit jää luokal ku ei oikee kine ton lehmän tunnit enää 😂😂😂

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why am i awake so early you ask? easy. i’m a student athlete, so i’m constantly grinding. i actually just got back from strength and conditioning. before that, i had a whole egg for breakfast, shell and all. now i’m making a nail and thumbtack smoothie with spinach. most people are excited for it being thursday, but as a student athlete i don’t have weekends. the only breaks i get are to sleep and even then i usually only sleep an average of 3 minutes a night but it’s just enough to keep me going. being an athlete isn’t easy, but it’s worth it.

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate Stuart Little so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ much, I’m literally boiling with rage right now. A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rat gets more ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ than you or me! He gets a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ plane and a convertible. His parents chose a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ rat over a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHILD! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I HATE STUART LITTLE SO MUCH I JUST WANT TO RIP HIS STUPID ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HEAD OFF I SWEAR TO GOD. HE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PLAYED FOOTBALL! I’m literally shaking right now I want to smack his smug ass grin off his gay ♥♥♥♥ eating face!

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yo i wanna pudge arcana too

Not only that, but DOTA Plus suggested that I could have another cup of water, and informed me that it would handle the last-hits for the next minute and a half. On my time away from the computer, my eyes wandered out of my window, and locked onto a woman my age, with beautiful eyes. The connection was instant, but I had DOTA to play.

However, when I returned to my computer, DOTA Plus told me "Go to her, go to her, tell her you love her, and NEVER let go! Life is too short!" Then DOTA Plus got a rampage on my behalf under the enemy Tier 3. Clearly, I wasn't needed here.

I have been married for five years now, and now I am climbing to Divine 5 while brushing up on fulfilling hobbies, like learning the violin and writing my novel manuscript. Thank you DOTA Plus, you have saved my life, and made me a happy and fulfilled human being.

I was a complete noob, picking Riki and Slark every game.

And then, DOTA Plus came into my life! The computer told me to pick Juggernaut, and to go mid-lane against a Shadow Fiend. I was skeptical, certain that I couldn't possibly out-harass someone with three razes, but then DOTA plus suggested I use Blade Fury!

The three razes wiffed against my spin-to-win, and I was about to run back, but then DOTA Plus gently took control of my mouse, moving it unbidden of my will! He ran forward, not drawing creep aggro while laying down magic damage onto the SF.

Then DOTA Plus alerted me that the enemy Ogre Magi was missing, and got me to safety. After this, DOTA Plus opened all chat, and taunted the SF about having to share XP with the Ogre. They began fighting in a language I didn't understand, but thankfully DOTA Plus comes with machine language learning too, and began flaming them in their native tongue!

my memes are superior

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Vai oot sinä suorittanu asepalveluksen?!! Kuule poika minä olin yhtäaikaa intissä sekä Suomen että Indonesian armeijoiden ali-yli-väli että sivupäällikkö. Multa voit oppii vaikka minkälaisii armeijataitoi, mua kututtiin palveluksen aikana ninjamestarimahtimies-megaäijäksi. Että varo vaan ettet jää alakynteen ku mää satun vilkaseen suhun päin.

To be honest you really need to have a high IQ to understand Doki Doki Literature Club. A common "Weeb" wouldn't undestand the subtle humour. Nothing personnel kid

Näi ittenäissyyspäebäm kunniakeksi halusin tie.ottaa kakille etä sumen kilin oiekeni-kiriotusta pittääpi ylläpiteed pekrele staanata!

Type of people I hate:

1. Who can't spel
3. Can't count

Why is everyone criticising EA? I've only ever known EA as an excellent video game company and pioneer of the early home computer games industry. EA has always had my enjoyment as their primary concern and their community involvement is phenomenal.

($5 has been deposited into your Paypal account, remember to delete this part of the message before posting it).

Rakas päiväkirjani, aamulla katsoin Jarmo-saman profiiliin steamissa ja mitä näinkään O_0 UUSI KUVA oo desu kawaii sumimasen gomenasai sniper otaku m4gus out! Sayonara

Ikävää että näet asian näin koska minä olen lähinnä tukenut ja kannustanut sinua että kykenisit hyväksymään homoutesi.

Huomaan että et pysty vielä myöntämään itsellesi homouttasi vaikka se helpottaisi elämääsi suunnattomasti. Olen tosin varma että se päivä kuitenkin koittaa vielä lähitulevaisuudessa.

Vaikkakin et vielä hyväksy homouttasi se näkyy ilmiselvänä meille muille. Nimittäin kaikista postauksistasi paistaa läpi tukahdutettu homoseksuaalisuus ja sairaalloinen kyrvänhimo.

the ♥♥♥♥+?

Nani the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hanashimasu about watashi, anata little konoyarro? watashi will have anata know watashi graduated ichiban of my gakkou in the Navy Seals, and watashi has been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and watashi have over san hyaku confirmed shinimasu. watashi am benkyou in gorilla warfare and I’m the ichiban sniper in the entire US armed forces. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another target. Watashi will wipe anata the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has zenzen been mimasu before on this sekai, mark watashi no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. anata think anata can get away with hanashimasu that ♥♥♥♥ to watashi over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Covfefe; it's what happens when you WIN. And when i say win, i mean win bigly. As in, nobody wins as much as me, okay, believe me. So you're winning....and by the way....some people don't like to win...okay...those are what we call LOSERS. Anyway, we're winning, okay, and we're winning (as i said before) BIGLY, and the people who don't like winning (losers) are trying to bring us down. Which by the way, nobody wins as much as me, okay, nobody, i can guarantee you that. So while we are winning, those losers that try and bring us down are using every tactic they can, from the fake news media to witch hunts, to try and discredit this movement. Okay. Believe me folks, this is covfefe.

The cure for cancer? The urge to gain EXP.
Thats right folks, Once your brain realizes that dying is an EXP waste, it simply rejects death, and denies the cancerous cells in the body (study confirmed).
That's why I take my medicine for up to 14 hours a day. I am so glad that you're still alive now! Instead of being in some blissful euphoric afterlife state, you instead get to play runescape 20 hours a day again, and you get to relive the experience of being ddosed, hacked, crashed, disconnected, scammed and banned, godbless you.

Just 🅱atch 🅰nd learn 🅱eres the 🅱eal you'll slip and slide on this 🅱🅰🅱🅰🅱🅰 🅿eel 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌

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(∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆ﾟ. * ・ ｡ﾟ Copypastus Totalus!!

༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ ༽ಠل͟ರೃ ༽ಠل͟ರೃ ༽ YOU ARRIVED IN THE INCORRECT DONGERHOOD, SIR༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ ༽ಠل͟ರೃ ༽ಠل͟ರೃ ༽

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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Sup fam sell your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ potato pc and GIT GUT FFS DUDE U COULT B 9K EMEMER

hi me name es paulinho i from brazil sorry me bad englondo i play 23 hours per day so i become the best player like dendi and fart AKA n0tail i don't go out of the basement because i no need to eat or drink because i play dota all day i also walk 2 hours a day for search internet so i can play dota i am very good please trust me please no copy pasterino is just my story

“wtf his ult did like 3k damage how is that legit” – leonardo da vinci 1496, founder of the Illuminati

Jesus christ how horrifying

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My name is Artour Babaevsky. I grow up in smal farm to have make potatos. Father say "Artour, potato harvest is bad. Need you to have play professional Doto in Amerikanski for make money for head-scarf for babushka."I bring honor to komrade and babushka. Sorry for is not have English. Please no cyka pasta coperino pasterino liquidino throwerino.

I have a meme that one day this post will rise up and live out the true meaning of its purpose: "Nice meme! I have a meme that one day the sons of former memesters and the sons of former bantz will be able to sit down together at the table of 9gag.
I have a meme that my little memes will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the quality of their memes but by the content of their dlc’s.
I have a meme that one day, down in youtube, with its vicious copypasta, with its governor having his memes dripping with the words of "who liked this in january?" -one day in youtube little “am i the only one?” memes will be able to join hands with r/jokes as sisters and brothers. I have a meme today!
I have a meme that one day every meme shall be exalted and every meme shall be made with quality, rough memes will be downvoted and the crooked places will be made straight <-- nohomo; and the glory of the Lord Gaben shall be revealed and all memes shall see it together.

my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a “gun”
my face when Americans call ceiling-bright a “lightbulb”
my face when Americans call blimpy bounce bounce a “ball”
my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long reppy a “snake”
my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops “roads”

Don't cry, your suffer will be ogre soon..