这一句句你真菜，都是冰冷的恨意，一想到这我就手脚冰凉遍体生寒后背发凉宛若人间地狱的恶魔，气的我蹲在地下车库哭了三小时，仿佛处在真空中窒息两分钟，忍不住哭了，是真的一下子就涌出来了，很委屈很不知所措很无力很愤怒!

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After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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他真的很强，在各大服务器中穿梭，关于他的信息人们知道的很少，只知道他的枪，很快。 曾经有人和他打了一把竞技，只用了5分钟就赢下了比赛。 自此，人们知道了，除了枪快，他的意识也是无敌。 还有一次在KZ服，最高难度的图，人们看到了一个新的记录，BOT的名字赫然写着随缘大神，完成时间为32秒。 关于他的传说太多太多。 无数人都在感叹，为什么会有这样一个完美的存在。 直到，上周我带他去大保健。 我刚脱下衣服准备办事，他就来敲我的房门。 “你结束了？” 他只是点了点头，什么也没说。 我才发现，老天还是公平的。

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