I have an amazing recipe for parboiled cabbage escalloped in Cheez Whiz. I love geese. I rehearse stressful conversations in my head a lot. I don't like milk chocolate. I thrive on praise. I only had three wisdom teeth. I like reading catalogs. I feel bad for how often I dislike female protagonists because of internalized misogyny. I like to plant native plants for the butterflies. I love reading but never go to the library. I used to be afraid of octopuses. I donate a lot of stuff to Goodwill because I hate throwing useful things away. I can't watch horror movies without a nightlight. I like builder games and post-apocalyptic games. I am not actually a magpie but I own a lot of shiny objects.