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🐝 [ Calvin and Hobbes Quotes ] 💄
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Sometimes one should just look at things and think about things without
doing things. -- Calvin

"Mom and dad say I should make my life an example of the principles I
believe in. But every time I do, they tell me to stop it."
--- Calvin

The only skills I have patience to learn are those that have no real
application in life. -- Calvin
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Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
ㅤ* Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt! Yes sir, that's because it was ground this morning.
ㅤ* Two women were standing at a funeral. "I blame myself for his death", said the wife. "Why?" said her friend. "Because I shot him", said the wife.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Yuck yuck yuck...

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Men will always be men -- no matter where they are.
-- Harry Mudd, "Mudd's Women", stardate 1329.8

Our way is peace.
-- Septimus, the Son Worshiper, "Bread and Circuses",
stardate 4040.7.
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"... And remember: if you don't like the news, go out and make some of
your own."
-- "Scoop" Nisker, KFOG radio reporter Preposterous Words
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... The book is worth attention for only two reasons: (1) it attacks
attempts to expose sham paranormal studies; and (2) it is very well and
plausibly written and so rather harder to dismiss or refute by simple
jeering.
- Harry Eagar, reviewing "Beyond the Quantum" by Michael Talbot,
The Skeptical Inquirer, Vol. XII No. 2, ppg. 200-201
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Duty, n:
What one expects from others.
-- Oscar Wilde
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Change is the essential process of all existence.
-- Spock, "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield", stardate 5730.2
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<Skyhook> Where is 'bavaria' proper? I thought it was austria.
-- Seen on #Linux
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"An organization dries up if you don't challenge it with growth."
-- Mark Shepherd, former President and CEO of Texas Instruments
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