what a sad slug

-rep dude plays killer cuz no one wants to be near him in real life 💀 bro’s so alone he thinks BBQ & Chili is a real dinner invite. tunnels harder than a minecraft speedrunner on meth, saw me once and made me his whole ass mission for the next 10 mins like i stole his dad’s belt. absolute ♥♥♥♥ hillbilly trash, whiffing chainsaws like he whiffed all his chances at getting friends

every chase is a joke. this man has the reaction speed of a toaster and the brainpower of one too. camped hook like it had wi-fi, wouldn’t leave even if you offered him a social life and a therapist.

genuinely the most insecure little goblin i've seen in dbd. probably yells "EZ" after getting a 1K and cries himself to sleep with the hatch animation burned into his dreams.

final thoughts: if you ever get matched with this emotionally unstable cave creature, just let him have the 4k. clearly needs the win more than you need the bloodpoints. send love to his mom, she’s the only one that stayed 💀

-rep Sluzzy, you Stranger Things queer, you’re DBD’s worst ♥♥♥♥-up, picking one-shot Hillbilly yet only nabbing one kill like a drooling queer. Too ♥♥♥♥ to win, you camp hooks like a gutless prick jizzing over pain. One kill? You no-life PC trash, hiding your Steam shame. May your family get raped dead by wolves—mom butchered, dad gutted, siblings ♥♥♥♥♥♥ to mush—while you sob, you hook-sucking Sluzzy ♥♥♥♥.

-rep camped tunneled and still lost lmao

im gonna touch you

100+ pages of salt, this is a hero right here