You know they say all are created equal, but you look at me and you look at the indifferent cruelty of the universe and you can see that statement is NOT TRUE! See, normally if you go one-on-one with a horror you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak, and I'm not normal! So you got a 25% at best at beating me! And then you add the powers that be to the mix? Your chances of winning drastically go down. See, the three-way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning. But I got a 66 2/3 chance of winning, 'cause the powers that be KNOW they can't beat me, and they're not even gonna try. So, universe, you take your 33 1/3 chance minus my 25% chance, and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning (if we was to go one on one), and then add 66 2/3 cha—percent, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice! So universe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice!