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Recent reviews by cakepunk

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727.6 hrs on record (523.4 hrs at review time)
Wow this game makes me take a fat poobie no i wont change my mind
Posted 15 April, 2022. Last edited 11 May, 2022.
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1.1 hrs on record
0/10 Grass was billboards. No spooky ghost stories? Lame. I was bored throughout the whole thing. Unless you're all poetic and junk, don't play it. There are many dead ends where you just have to turn around and walk back because there's no more content in the direction you chose. The walking speed is infuriatingly slow. The dated graphics break any kind of immersion or connection felt with the narrator, at least for me. Everything was so scattered and haphazardly placed that I barely know the story. I feel like I just unnecessarily wasted an hour and a half of my life. I don't even know.
Posted 28 July, 2013. Last edited 20 December, 2013.
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2.5 hrs on record
WILL MAKE YOU CRY BECAUSE IT'S SO HARD
Posted 23 November, 2012.
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173.4 hrs on record (21.5 hrs at review time)
2D MINECRAFT BALLS THIS IS GOOD.
Posted 23 November, 2012.
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524.5 hrs on record (434.9 hrs at review time)
You will puke rainbows out of your ass.
Posted 23 November, 2012.
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49.5 hrs on record (44.7 hrs at review time)
Play this game. It's fun. I'm recommending it because steam wants me to.
Posted 27 December, 2011.
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