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Item: One mature SCP-504 tomato

Subject: A portable computer playing a pre-recorded engineering joke.

Transcript: "2009 is going to be a complex year. We already know the real part; we still have to find the imaginary part".

Result: Supersonic blast detected; computer was completely vaporized by the tomato's kinetic energy. Sensor readings indicate an approximate speed of 3500 km/h (2174 mph).

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RIP SMFE

i leave you....butts

Rrrerrr!!!~

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　(¸,·´　(¸☆ I wish you the best in this New Year 2015!
I hope that all your wishes get made, that you accomplish your goals, even with the shortcomings that each year have.

After all, each year is better than the last one Have fun , peace and prosperity

With love,

~Sjru