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Damn, while Mark was in the restroom with us after a quick piss and while we were hurrying to see the new Star Wars movie, he was so rushed that he didn't realize his ♥♥♥♥ was still sticking out a bit as he hurriedly zipped up his barn door, and thus he gave himself a nasty and painful penis flytrap! He was screaming in pain for a while, missing the movie's first 20 minutes and had to watch the rest of the movie while his ♥♥♥♥ was feeling swollen after the incident!
In conclusion, don't forget to put it completely AWAY first before zipping up if you are in a hurry!
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