The difference between school and life?
In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson. ~Tom Bodett~
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. ~Emo Philips~
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did – in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car. ~Bob Monkhouse~
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Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother? My name is Paul.
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.
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Women only call me ugly until they find out how mutch money i make.
then they call me ugly and poor.
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Why does cows wear bells?
Becouse their horns don't work.
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Some nice Chinese couple gave me a very good camera down by the Washington Monument. I didn’t really understand what they were saying, but it was very nice of them.



Case: Thermaltake P3
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Motherboard: Asus Prime z390-A
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CPU: Intel i9-9900KF @4.7ghz
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GPU: Msi Armor 1080ti
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RAM: 32gb Kingston hyperX
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Mouse: Razer Deathadder Chroma
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Keyboard: Roccat Vulcan 100
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Headset: Beyerdynamic Custom Studio