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cand mai bine, cand mai rau,
nu prea a fost anul tau,
dar in anul care vine,
iti urez sa futi mai bine...
blonde, virgine și tatoase!
Ca sa nu te las la greu,
iti urez sa le fut eu!
De odihna sa ai parte ,
las' ca le fut eu pe toate...
Azi in zi de sarbatoare,
sa ai grija la mancare.
Sa nu manci multe sarmale ca se face pula moale,
sa ai grija la salata daca vrei s-o vezi sculata,
sa nu gusti deloc friptura, ca atunci adio pula.
Fara prajituri cu nuci daca vrei sa dai la buci.
Deci apuca-te si bea, daca tii la pula ta! La multi ani!
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy!